Stupid liberal upstate New York cops smear fine upstanding family man Congressman John Sweeney, the bastards!

New York Daily News - Home - Sweeney: Cop came but report is a fake CLIFTON PARK, N.Y. - Rep. John Sweeney and his wife admitted yesterday that a state trooper had to come to their home last December - but insisted that a police report describing the frightening early-morning scrap was a fake. "The report is false. ... There was no domestic violence, and - like my wife - I would call on the state police to release the original report," Sweeney told reporters outside the home of GOP strategist Tom Slater. I cannot understand how these state troopers would dare to lie about a fine upstanding family man like John Sweeney. Who cares if he looks like Tony Soprano and his wife told the 911 operator -- twice -- that she felt her life was in danger? Who cares?! I mean, if the police issued a report every time I had to keep my wife in line, I'd be able to wallpaper the house. Get it straight, liberal state troopers: the Bible says my wife is my property. And, if I want to grab my property by the neck and throw my property around my house, which is also my property, then by gum, I am gonna do it! I call on all state troopers everywhere to resign in disgrace and then be taken to Gitmo for reprogramming. Dummies.